My contribution to this five things fad

So tagging your mates seems to be the order of the day, to say five things about yourself nobody knows and then pick on five mates to do the same thing. Rob tagged me - and all by buddies over at Talisians have been tagging each other so much I'm gonna struggle to find five blogging friends to tag. But anyhoo, here are five things you probably never knew about me:

1) My party trick is to drink a pint of Guinness through a straw faster than someone necking it normally. But I've not done this in a while, so I'm a bit out of practice.
2) I own a professional chef suit which I sometimes wear in the privacy of my own kitchen when cooking up a gastronomic feast.
3) I was once approached by a director of porn films and asked to perform a leading role in one if his productions. Due to the folly of youth I enthusiastically agreed; only to discover it was a very elaborate practical joke my mates and an entire wedding party were playing on me. The director turned out to be my mate's uncle!
4) I sometimes get pissed and dress up as Meat Loaf and sing his hits, much to the annoyance of my very understanding neighbours.
5) Saving the best to last - my 'lame' to fame is: when I was a baby, Renato, from Renne and Renato used to keep my milk bottle warm in his spaghetti! Ask me if you wanna know why :-D

And the five friends who I choose to continue the chain are:

Sarah - who's just started blogging
Frase - who is a 'spacer' (although he's nearly 30) ;-)
Stu - who runs the Jessica project
Mr. C - Who has a wonderful world, apparently
...

I have no other blogging friends who haven't yet already been tagged. Maybe this is a good thing.